I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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