i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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