It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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