I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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