Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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