When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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