Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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