He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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