After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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