found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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