I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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