i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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