just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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