so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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