yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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