Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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