Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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