your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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