Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
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They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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