on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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