Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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