She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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