Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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