You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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