He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I looked at my own cervix.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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