this just has baby written all over it
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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