so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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