Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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