We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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