you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
It was like getting head from an anaconda
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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