She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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