I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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