butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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