Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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