She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Of course I have a pirate flag
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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