I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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