508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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