dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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