Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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