Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm both gender and math confused
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