In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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