I wanna passion pit in your ass
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Drunk is a universal language darling
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