my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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