theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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