Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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