Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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