Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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