were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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