Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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I can't put those talents on a resume
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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