im gay
i know
yea but for you.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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