White coat. Heels.
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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