just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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