i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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