I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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