That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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