i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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