just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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