24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
nutella sex= disaster
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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