where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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