Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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