The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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