Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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